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sometimes i wish i were a nicer person but then i laugh and continue my day

(via timetravelwithrumbleroar)

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

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chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

(via just-my-personality)

trillow:

do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away

(via just-my-personality)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

(via r3tros3xual)

wank-stains:

padfootandprongles:

cracks-me-up:

sexualfavours:

me fail english? thats unpossible

i have a magnet that says this on it you unoriginal little shit

this is from simpsons you uncultured swines

someone stealing a joke!? ON TUMBLR!? THATS UNPOSSIBLE

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